Jackassery
SoaP
 Tonight the great Samuel L. Jackson will appear on “The Daily Show” to plug his upcoming, and God willing, Oscar nominated film “Snakes on a Plane.” Jon references the movie quite frequently on the show, and obviously “gets” the whole SoaP phenomenon, so the interview should be a good one. Check it out.Â
I Am Easily Distracted
Nothing from me tonight, because instead of writing something really neat-o for the blog I decided to argue with some of the nit-wits over at IMDB. But as you can see, I did find the time to make myself an “On Notice” board. That should put Coverdale and his hippy-hair in their place. We’re watching […]
Happy Birthday, Poopsie!!!
I still don’t have my computer set-up running, but I did hook the main PC up long enough to copy a couple of images. My mother mailed me a recent copy of “The West News,” which is the community newspaper of West, Texas. West is a very small community, and when we visit my parents […]
HOCKEY MOTHERF*&KER, DO YOU PLAY IT?
I realize that the last few post have been…well, rather wordy, to say the least. Time for a little jackassery, don’t you think? Nothing cleanses the palate like a little yuk-yuk. I posted this video a long time ago, but my readership has grown exponentially since then, so I’m reposting it. You remember the end […]
Mel Gibson’s Anti-Semitic Fun
Boy, oh boy, are people upset with Mel Gibson. It seems that last Friday night Mel got pretty tanked at a party, and on the way home Johnny Law pulled him over. Well, Mel didn’t take kindly to being detained from his drunk-driving fun, and he let his anger be known by blaming the Jews […]
To Strive, To Seek, To Find, And Not To Yield
I completed all the site maintenance, so things should be smooth sailing from here on out. Let me know if there's anything you'd like to see implemented on the site. In other news, my stat counter went through the roof after that Martinez post. Apparently lots of people type in terms like "anal sex," "vibrator," […]
Angry? Me? Well, Just A Little
I’ve got quite a bit of hostility building up inside of my tiny little head, and I’m gonna use this entry to get some of it out before it starts leaking out of my ears like room temperature jello. You know, for health reasons. To quote George Carlin “I don’t have pet peeves, I have […]
Multitasker
I’m worried about my attention span. I think it might be too short. Tell me what you think: No matter what I’m watching on T.V. I make sure that the last channel I looked at was the Food Network, and if I get bored I switch back to see what’s cooking. I’ve also gotten into […]
Middle Of the Night Tip
If the only thing you ate all day was half a sandwich and a granola bar, then you should probably refrain from spending four hours at night watching the Food Network. You run the risk of going out of your mind and eating your shoe in a delirious salivating fit. You’re welcome.
Lewis Black Is My Hero
If you’re a long-time reader of this blog you know that I’m a Lewis Black fan. Well, old Lew just added one more item to the list of why he’s the funniest stand-up around. At the end of a recent CNN interview Lewis starts bitching about the ticker and the huge text graphic that CNN […]