Middle Of the Night Tip

If the only thing you ate all day was half a sandwich and a granola bar, then you should probably refrain from spending four hours at night watching the Food Network. You run the risk of going out of your mind and eating your shoe in a delirious salivating fit.

You’re welcome.

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  1. Gay says:

    Can I assume that you know this by experience?

  2. hypermark says:

    Yes. Yes you can. Stupid Bobby Flay mocking me with wedding cakes, and Alton Brown cooking up wantons. And idiot me had decided earlier in the day to put off going grocery shopping.

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