Boy, oh boy, are people upset with Mel Gibson. It seems that last Friday night Mel got pretty tanked at a party, and on the way home Johnny Law pulled him over. Well, Mel didn’t take kindly to being detained from his drunk-driving fun, and he let his anger be known by blaming the Jews for all the world’s ills, calling a female officer “Sugar Tits,” and threatening to ruin the careers of all the officers involved. The photos below were supposedly taken at the party where Mel imbibed the alcohol that would later cause his downfall.
Look, I’ve known for years and years that Mel was mentally unstable. Just listen to him; the man’s obviously deranged. Besides, for several years we’ve all suspected that Mel probably holds some kind of irrational grudge against Jews, homosexuals, and subtle performances. And now, after he gets pulled over, we all decide to act surprised? Let him run his stupid mouth. Our only response should be head-shaking exasperation, because anything else simply fuels his idiocy.
While we’re on the subject, was Mel listening to “The Jerky Boys” before the cops pulled him over? I can’t imagine any other reason he’d use such an idiotic term like “sugar tits.” I wonder if he called the male officer “chisel-chest?” And why would he get upset at the Jews because he got pulled over? While I don’t understand anti-Semitism in general, I find his anger at them over this predicament even more perplexing. Did he believe Jews had gotten him drunk? Perhaps in his drunken haze he erroneously believed that he had been at a Bar Mitzvah, and somehow decided to blame the imaginary hosts for allowing him to drive.
The world is so confusing. Today I overheard two girls talking, and I swear to God one of them said to the other, “I want to papier-mÃ¢chÃ© my whole body, and then make a mannequin of myself.”
I wish there was some way to get this girl hooked up with Mel Gibson. She could make mannequins of herself, tell a drunken Mel Gibson they were gay Jews, and let him beat the shit out of them. Maybe she could keep him occupied long enough to keep him indoors and away from the rest of us until he has to film a movie. After he finished filming, the papier-mÃ¢chÃ© chick could lure him back indoors and let him wail away on the world-dominating paper Jew-devils.