I completed all the site maintenance, so things should be smooth sailing from here on out. Let me know if there's anything you'd like to see implemented on the site.
In other news, my stat counter went through the roof after that Martinez post. Apparently lots of people type in terms like "anal sex," "vibrator," and "virgin" into Google and Yahoo, because I got tons of people hitting Hyperliterature as a result of that post. Oddly enough, I've also received a lot of hits because I used the beginning two lines of an Emily Dickinson poem as the title for a previous post.
So here's my plan: From here on out I'm titling all of my posts with lines from a classic poem, and in the body of each post I'm mentioning anal sex and fellatio at least once. Maybe twice.
Hey, I gotta attract readers somehow.