Michael Brown is back in the news. Fortunately for us, the only thing he’s mismanaging now is his mouth. CNN has an article about his latest adventure.
During a Playboy interview Brown says of Rep. Gene Taylor: “He said I didn’t recognize the death and suffering that was going on”¦For that little twerp to claim I didn’t recognize death and suffering — he can just bite me, for all I care.”
Ooooo, damn! That’s your ass Gene Taylor! Go on Brownie”¦now say sumptin’ ”˜bout his momma!!!
We should give Brown another government job. Not because he’s a competent, reliable public servant, but more because he makes for good headlines. Hopefully he’ll start cursing in interviews. I have a feeling that if people keep telling him he’s a fool eventually he’ll climb a bell tower with an automatic weapon and truly voice his dissatisfaction in a meaningful way.
As much as I like Brown’s comment, I’m only halfway satisfied with the level of divisiveness in our government. I can appreciate badmouthing opponents, but when are we gonna see some real action?
I wanna see a republican slap a democrat in the mouth. I’m anxiously anticipating the moment when a democrat kicks a republican in the nuts. I’m waiting for the day when I flip over to C-Span and see the House and the Senate engaged in a full-on brawl. You’d see those old, silver-haired ladies jumping off of tables and onto the backs of the men”¦pulling their hair and clawing at their eyes. Gavels would be flying, three-piece suits would be ripped and shredded, and the smart guys would take off their ties and put that Windsor knot to good use””by tightening it around the neck of the loud-mouth a-hole from Alaska.
When that day comes I’m placing a considerable amount of money on John “The Tank” Murtha. He looks like he could take on a few guys all at once. I’d also like to see Bill Frist and John Kerry throw down. They’re both tall, lanky guys with long arms, and as Tyler Durden would say: “Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight ’til they’re burger.”
Some of those guys served in ”˜Nam, and I’m betting a brouhaha like that would send them directly to flashback city, virtually guaranteeing us some decent action.
Don’t look at me like that. If those shit-heads at the Hill won’t even try to get along and get some work done, then I say they should at least provide us with some entertainment. Now: LET’S GIT IT ON!!!