Monthly Archives: April 2007
links for 2007-04-05
Honk Twice For Satan Happy Gilmore + Shooter Equals a totally sweet movie trailer.
Bill Donahue, Chocolate Jesus, and Eddie Izzard
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, I’m sure that by this point you’ve heard about “Chocolate Jesus.” And yes, “Chocolate Jesus” is different than “Muddy Jesus.” This is “Muddy Jesus”: And this is “Chocolate Jesus.” Artist Cosmo Cavallaro sculpted a crucified Jesus Christ out of 200 pounds of delicious milk chocolate, and the Lab […]
links for 2007-04-04
YouTube – Chocolate Jesus Outrages Catholic League Ninjas Gone Wild- via YouTube Order Ninjas Gone Wild, or ninjas will kill you in your sleep.
Keith Richards Makes For Good Stories
On Tuesday the Associated Press ran a story they cribbed from the British magazine NME about Keith Richards. The story claimed that Richards, during a particularly debauched drug-binge, mixed up the ashes of his dead father with some cocaine and snorted his dad. They quoted Richards as saying, “‘He was cremated and I couldn’t resist […]
links for 2007-04-03
“My Humps” music video As performed by Alanis Morissette. It’s rather disturbing.
Buy John Kerry’s iPod
From the Information Policy Action Committee’s ebay description page: Well, the one he was supposed to get, anyway. In 2006, the Information Policy Action Committee (IPac) launched a campaign to educate lawmakers — the people who make rules about the Internet and think it’s made from a “series of tubes” — about technology and copyright. […]
Cathartic Emailing
Just like Scott Adams, I consider myself a cynical optimist. As a general rule I tend to think that people are selfish and manipulative assholes, but at the same time I always try to find the upside to their assholishness. Case in point, spammy emails. Since I started using Gmail I very rarely get spam, […]
links for 2007-04-02
Early Christmas Ideas If any of you are thinking of getting me a Christmas present this year, and I’m assuming I didn’t get anything from you last year because you’re saving big for 07, might I suggest this? It’s practical, and yet a little bit hip, in a nerdy kinda way.
News Update
Here’s an update on what to expect for tonight’s blogpost: Chocolate Jesus. Is our savior supposed to be sweet? Artist Cosimo Cavallaro thinks the Lord is as sweet as a Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar. We’ll also hear from Bill Donahue, President of The Catholic League and lead Karl Rove-look-alike, who claims that not only should our Christ […]
links for 2007-04-01
SWORD NEWS Since when is waving a sword around your head illegal? Buncha fascists.