Here’s an update on what to expect for tonight’s blogpost:
Chocolate Jesus. Is our savior supposed to be sweet? Artist Cosimo Cavallaro thinks the Lord is as sweet as a Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar. We’ll also hear from Bill Donahue, President of The Catholic League and lead Karl Rove-look-alike, who claims that not only should our Christ be bitter, but the only acceptable taste for the Anointed One is wheat flour and water.
Spam, spam, spam, and more spam. No, I’m not talking about a Monty Python bit, but the junk you receive in your inbox on the internets. Is there a way to make this junk mail work for you? We’ll find out tonight.
And finally, there’s a danger lurking around every corner in your house, and it just might kill you. Can you protect yourself, or is your death inevitable? We’ll find out tonight, on Hyperliterature.