If everyone you knew started referring to themselves in the third person, that would be “disturbing.”
If you suddenly realized you had a deep crush on Rosie O’Donnell, that would be “disturbing.”
If you saw you Mom giving your Dad a blow job, that would be “distrubing.”
Alanis Morissette covering “My Humps” is WAY beyond “disturbing.” It’s a CLEAR SIGN OF THE FUCKING APPOCYLYPSE!
So, let me get this straight…my fantasies about Rosie are somehow disturbing?
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