Jackassery
Hello, I’m A Christian. Do You Believe In God? No? *BANG*
Many of the political posts here may give you the mistaken idea that I’m a liberal””far from it. Their politically correct bullshit and censorship nonsense irritates me to no end. Liberals seem to think they know exactly what everyone should or should not see and hear, and if they had their way bad language, trans […]
Late Night Creativity
In a study to be published the February 2007 issue of Personality and Individual Differences, authors Marina Giampietro and G.M. Cavallera, scientists in the Department of Psychology at the Catholic University of the Sacred Heart in Milan, discuss the findings of a recent study, which they claim proves that “night owls” are genetically more creative […]
Monday Merriement: Bob and Doug Edition
Only fourteen days till Christmas. Let’s get into the spirit of things with Bob and Doug: And now have a listen to Bob and Doug’s version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”:
A Stupid Analogy
In reference to the Robert Gates’ assessment of Iraq, Peter David, a sci-fi and comic author, recently wrote on his blog, “Much is also being made of Gates candidly stating that the United States is not winning the war in Iraq. However, I don’t think he actually said we’re *losing* it. It reminds me of […]
Britney Spears Is A Disgusting Slore
Sometimes writing for the blog is easy and other times not so much. When I’m having trouble thinking of something to write about I troll link aggregator sites, web sites devoted to listing the most frequently clicked stories on the net, to help get the old writing juices flowing. For the past few days I […]
We’re Just Folks Like You
When I was a kid, I stayed at my grandparents’ house with my two cousins just about every weekend. We watched an awful lot of TV, and we were quite adept at reciting whole movies verbatim. We watched the movie “The Three Amigos” ad nauseam, so much so that my grandmother would occasionally hide the […]
Amen I Say To You, I Saw A Great Dragon Appear Over The Urinal At Denny’s
Last month at the South Carolina state fair, Catherine Austin, while atop the Ferris wheel, snapped a picture of an “angel” hovering above her. Her son thinks the angel appeared to inspire his mother, who just so happens to be scared of heights. Frankly, I’m just glad to know that with all the horrible shit […]
Words Are Fun
Each day I attempt to incorporate a new word into casual conversation. Don’t misunderstand me, I’m not trying to enrich my vocabulary, but rather endeavoring to inject absurd, and oftentimes offensive, words into conversations. Ultimately, I want to see if I can spout off weird words without people calling me out on my idiocy. I […]
Getting All High And Mighty
As you may have noticed, posts have been rather sparse. Well, I’m still recovering from Halloween, so get off my back you jackals. Please amuse yourselves by watching this highly educational clip on how to defend against an assailant wielding a weapon. Right.