Jackassery
We’re Doomed
According to this article, Larry Page, Google co-founder, announced at the Annual American Association for the Advancement of Science conference that Google is actively pursuing AI (artificial intelligence for all you non-nerds). Not only are they developing AI, but according to Larry they’re trying to develop AI on “a large scale.” Short version: We’re screwed. […]
Am I A Bad Person?
I find this very funny. I wonder if I’m going to hell? I’d imagine that simply asking if I was going to hell is a pretty good indicator that I’m already headed in that direction. Well, at least the music down there will be good.
Defense Against Monkey Stealing Your Peaches
Don’t let a pesky little monkey steal your peaches! The next time this happens to you, simply arm bar the little critter before they do you any harm!
Monkey Steals The Peach
From the Fond du Lac Reporter: “A 27-year-old Beaver Dam man charged with groping two Beaver Dam police officers has been bound over for trial…According to police reports, Greenleaf approached an officer that was investigating an underage drinking party at a home on Sloan Circle, put his arm around the officer and allegedly grabbed the […]
Sadistic Saturday
What’s that Elmo? You want me to tickle you? Well, that ain’t gonna happen. Howsabout I light your furry red ass on fire instead?
Sometimes I Hate People -or- Drink Milk….My Parents Could Use The Money
Throughout the day I frequently visit social bookmarking sites and link aggregator sites to waste pass the time. On these sites, users submit links to stories or articles that they find interesting, and other users visit and comment on the stories submitted. One of the most popular of these sites is Digg, and if you […]
Wednesday Wig-Out
Sometimes the stress of the Christmas season can really be overwhelming. Such is the case with Mr. Clark Griswold.
Winter Weather -or- People Who Drive Hummers Are Douche Bags
It’s seven days before Christmas. I’ve been listening to Christmas music on XM. We’ve bought presents and wrapping paper. Yesterday, I ordered the delicious, but maddeningly seasonal, peppermint mocha cappuccino at Starbucks. And it was so damn hot today that I was wearing shorts and a tank top. Seriously”¦what the hell? For the most part, […]