Monthly Archives: January 2007
Sweep The Leg…Do You Have A Problem With That?
Every once in a while the stars align, the gods look down upon us and smile, and something so fantastic occurs that it almost defies belief. Such was today. I saw a music video on-line today that is quite possibly the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m not exaggerating when I write that I’ve watched […]
links for 2007-01-20
JesusPets “Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven?Many Christians believe that animals do not go to heaven. So when Jesus comes back and you return with him to heaven, will there be somebody to take care of your dog or cat?”
Quote of the Day
“You ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?”–George Gobel on The Tonight Show
links for 2007-01-19
Row over angry, penis-removing doctor- via Metro.co.uk Holy shit. What a horrific story. Sadly, the third paragraph made me laugh so hard that if I had been drinking milk it would have surely come out my nose.
Wildflowers and Shame
I have conflicted feelings about television commercials. For the most part they’re annoying pains in the ass. They assume that viewers are gullible retards, they make exaggerated claims, but most of all they’re horribly corny and derivative. BUT, when they’re well-done I don’t mind the interruption into my enjoyment of reruns of “Beavis and Butt-head.” […]
You Say Potato, I Say Puhtater
Well, according to Gotoquiz.com I have a Southern accent. They’re geniuses. Actually, it kind of annoys me that someone can tell what accent I have without ever having heard me speak. What American accent do you have? Your Result: The South That’s a Southern accent you’ve got there. You may love it, you may […]
Distracted
I had a whole post in my head that I was planning on writing tonight, but HBO ran Richard Pryor and George Carlin specials back to back. Needless to say, I didn’t get a lot done.
We’re All Gonna Diiiiiieeeee!
For the past few days we’ve actually had some wintery weather here in San Antonio. In fact, tonight the temperature is supposed drop down below 30 degrees, and since it’s been raining all day, there’s a very good chance that when we wake up tomorrow everything will be all icy. The cold front should be […]
Primeval PSA
Have you seen the trailer for the new movie “Primeval”? No? Well, here, take a look before we go any further: “World’s most prolific serial killer,” isn’t that what the trailer just said? Well, the “serial killer” is a giant, pissed-off crocodile, that can jump on top of things like a raptor, and who screams […]
Defense Against Monkey Stealing Your Peaches
Don’t let a pesky little monkey steal your peaches! The next time this happens to you, simply arm bar the little critter before they do you any harm!