Jackassery

I realize that I may have sounded a little harsh in my last post, and in doing so, I may have upset some of my more liberal readers. Basically, I advocated that as a society we should enslave people who were addicted to meth as a way to get some cheap labor for our cities. […]

I gotta get this off my chest: I am sick and tired of the government punishing the masses for the transgressions of a very small group of people. I went to CVS this afternoon to buy some Claritin. I needed the kind with the pseudoephedrine, because nothing else seems to clear up my sinuses. I […]

In lieu of an actual post I’d like to share my favorite line from Dr. Stranglelove:You’re welcome.

I happened to miss the Presidential address on Monday night. Thanks to the Daily Show, I was able to catch up on what I missed. This really isn’t that far off from how the President normally addresses the country. They just replaced his normal verbal asides of, “In other words”¦” with an incredibly animated celebrity. […]

I try my best to keep celebrity gossip off of this page. Unless, that is, you act like people that I grew up with, and then you end up making page one. I absolutely hate celebrities, i.e., people famous for nothing more than being famous. We all know their names, even though we wish we […]

Lookin’ for a little chuckle on this hot Sunday afternoon? Do this: Go to Best Buy.com and type “cybershot 7.2” into the search box. For some funny reason the page comes back and asks “Did you mean cybershit?” This just appeared on several popular sites, and I’m sure the Best Buy site is getting slammed […]

Anniina posted a quiz titled “Which Sci-fi/Fantasy Character Are You?” on her blog. Guess who I am? That’s right: Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. Here’s what it said about me: “An impassioned commander with more respect for individuals than for authority, you have a no-holds-barred approach to life and its obstacles.” I […]

I saw a couple of photos today that made me go “wha!?” The first one is of Haley Joel Osment. It seems he’s taken to speeding around Cali while drunk and high. He’s gotten into a couple of fender-benders; nothing too serious, and in all likelihood he’ll disappear into a rehab clinic to avoid jail-time. […]

Just in case you missed it, here’s the clip from last night’s “The Daily Show.” They show a clip, albeit a bleeped one, of Sam screaming about the “motherfuckin’ snakes, on the motherfuckin’ plane!” I had to rewatch that part like, fifty times.