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Whetherman? Shmetherman.
I don’t post links to other blogs very often, but you absolutely, positively must go and see this one. The blog is titled “The Whether Man” and since November 22nd the “Whether Man” has recorded a weather report from the rooftop of his Queen’s apartment every morning at 6:00 A.M., clad only in his boxers […]
I Stabbed A Guy In The Heart!
While watching Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy tonight on HBO I was suddenly struck with a moment of insight: Tridents are spectacularly comical, especially if someone dies from a trident-wound. For my money, tridents aren’t used in movies as much as they should be, and I think any movie would benefit by the addition […]
G.W.B. Really Does Care About the Environment
I listen to the liberal media way too much, because I was under the assumption that Bush doesn’t care about issues like the effect of global warming on the environment. Well, after watching this special bulletin I know that not only does Bush care, he is also a very well-informed and educated man. In fact, […]
Let The Christmas Posts Begin
I’ve resisted the urge for several weeks to post this video of a house where the owners have hung massive amounts of Christmas lights and then synchronized them with music from Trans-Siberian-Orchestra. You may have even seen this already because this video has been making the ”˜net rounds lately; I’ve received it in several email […]
Another Post On Scientology
Last month I wrote a post about starting my own religion. I wrote it after reading an article about Scientology, which reveled that Scientologists had constructed a cave in which they were storing all their “holy documents” in case Scientologists from the future traveled back in time and wanted to learn more about ancient Scientologists. […]
Yo, V.I.P…Let’s Kick It!
I’m usually not a big fan of re-mixing classic rock songs with current rap tunes, but I gotta say, the new 50 Cent / Queen mash-up, titled “Q-Unit” has been growing on me. By no means do I find the new re-mixes superior to the original Queen songs. I’m not sure we’ve seen a better […]
The Internets: A Cure for Productivity
Games like this are the reason I can’t get a damn thing done.
Debbie Does Galilee
Boy, do I feel stupid. I tend to think of myself as a fairly well-informed guy, and then tonight I find out that last week at UTSA, the university where I attend grad school, a group of atheist students set up a booth where they were trading porn for Bibles. They called their little initiative […]
Time Waster
Go use the “Hero Machine” to make your very own hero. There are plenty of options if you want to make a male hero, but not so many for the female. Still really neat”¦but kinda nerdy too. Here are the two I made:
Job Opportunity
I’ve been sitting here for several minutes trying to come up with something satirical and humorous to write about a federal grant opportunity I found on-line, but my revulsion over the implications of the grant are stifling any comedic re-writing. So, what is it you ask? Well, the USAID “is seeking applications for an Assistance […]