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The Wal
Man, Walgreens is a weird place to be at 1:30 in the morning. I discovered at around 1:00 that I had run out of milk, and the thought of going to bed without my glass of chocolaty dream-elixir caused me to shake like a recovering alcoholic on a tour of a micro-brewery. So I ventured […]
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links for 2006-03-10 IRS Gives Churches Helpful Warning About Politicking The “helpful warning” includes revoking their tax exempt status. Praise the Lord, Hallelujah! Laughing Babies – Google Video Awww, they’re so cute….okay, make them stop now…I mean it, stop….no, really stop. AARRRGHH, their laughter is boring into my skull and liquefying my brains! Are they […]
Mine, Mine, Mine!
I oftentimes think that our culture has taken a wrong turn as far as child-rearing goes. Epistemologically, our culture seems to think that children need constant attention and protection. As George Carlin so famously stated in his “You Are All Diseased” concert, we make children wear helmets for everything except jerking off. I think I […]
NASAssholes
Today NASA released an article revealing evidence which suggests the existence of liquid water on Enceladus, a moon of Saturn. Scientists hypothesize that water exists perhaps tens of meters below the surface of the moon. Speaking about the discovery Dr. Carolyn Porco states, “if we are right, we have significantly broadened the diversity of solar […]
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links for 2006-03-09 Tickets For Good Driving The kooky cops up in Austin are pulling good drivers over and rewarding them with baseball tickets. I actually think this is a good idea, but instead of baseball tickets could we get cookies? It would be cheaper on the city, and I know I’d enjoy it more.
Safety Not Guaranteed
Sometimes I find something so idiotic and so absolutely moronic on the internet that I spend hours and hours obsessing about it. This want ad is a good example of that:Isn’t that just fascinating? I hope with all my heart that ad is for real and not the end result of some goofy photoshop creation. […]
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links for 2006-03-08 Compound of Concern A group of polygamists have built a fortress in El Dorado to guard themselves from the evils of modern society. I don’t get polygamy. Why up the number of women you regularly disappoint and frustrate? Isn’t one enough? (I’m joking; I only frustrate Leigh) An Interview With Terry Pratchett […]
The Slow and the Stupid
While driving this afternoon Leigh and I were lucky enough to get stuck in traffic next to this car:The man driving had thoughtfully installed a radio with an amplifier and speakers loud enough so that everyone within a block radius could enjoy his unintelligible yet bassy music. How nice. I thought this kinda shit went […]
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links for 2006-03-07 And so it begins… X-MEN: THE LAST STAND – Trailer – Large Hopefully this will be good. I do like the brief scenes of Juggernaut plowing through walls, and Warren Worthington III looks really cool. Maybe it won’t suck. Proud to be a Texan A judge here in San Antonio rules cases […]
Repugnance
I’m constantly amazed by the breadth of information I find on various web pages, but tonight my amazement quickly turned to abhorrence. While casually perusing one of the many link sites I frequent I discovered an entry which disgusted me on many different levels. The link referenced a web page which I suspect had been […]