links for 2006-03-08
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A group of polygamists have built a fortress in El Dorado to guard themselves from the evils of modern society. I don’t get polygamy. Why up the number of women you regularly disappoint and frustrate? Isn’t one enough? (I’m joking; I only frustrate Leigh)
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The seventh amendment is particularly funny.
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Every word from the shooting script makes up the visuals. It’s really neat. Enlarge it and it gets even cooler. But you know what? As cool as this is it can’t hold a candle to my framed poster of “Big Trouble in Little China.” No horseshit.
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Not only that but they believe the creation stories (yes, there are two separate ones; do a little research) at the beginning of Genesis are literal truth. It’s a damn shame more people don’t better understand the book they hold so dear.
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I would not be surprised if that kid grows up to be a serial killer. While in therapy his psychiatrist will uncover that anytime he begins to feel comfortable a screaming witch appears and the only way to silence her is to kill ten people.