Author Archives: Hypermark
What, Me Electric Worry?
At the end of my day I have two classes back to back. Back to back classes aren’t necessarily a bad thing, as the two hours just zip by, but when my adrenaline’s faded at the end of those two classes I feel exhausted. It may not sound like a lot of work, but standing […]
Aristocratic A-Holes
A couple of days ago, my friend Flood and I were discussing politics, as we are wont to do, and the conversation gravitated towards image. Having grown up on a farm in the boonies I find it funny that the president claims to like to build fences and clear brush on his Crawford ranch while […]
Let’s Be Nice; Let’s Be Civil
After perusing through the archives on the site, I began to notice a rather disturbing trend. I complain an awful lot. Granted, there are a lot of problems in our society, but the blog makes me sound rather…well, bitchy, for lack of a better term. It’s hard for me to ignore things like Senator Craig’s […]
links for 2007-09-10
The Science of Gangsta Rap Includes “When dealing with a killa bee swarm in the Land of Shaolin,” by the Wu-Tang institute, “Procedure for rolling down the street in your 6-4,” by Dr. Easy-E, and “The Unified Bitch Theory,” by Drs. Dre and Dogg.
Back On Track
Let me ask you a question–what happens when you return from work after a three month hiatus and find yourself overwhelmed with obligations? That’s right, your mind turns to doo-doo and you quit blogging! Regular blog post tonight. Expect broad generalizations, baseless assertions, disgusting rhetoric, atrociously bad language, and an in-depth analysis of the impact […]
I’m Not Gay…But I’d Still Like To See Your…Wait, Are Those Handcuffs?
Tonight we’ll be talking about what it means to be gay, or, more specifically, what it means to be decidedly not-gay, especially if you’re in the U.S. Senate.** I know what intellectuals like Kinsey have to say on the subject of homosexuality, and while tonight’s post may very well include academic insights on the subject, […]
Fail
Everyone, please say hello to South Carolina’s Ms. Fail 2007:
Dogs and Cats, Living Together…
Good gracious. It’s been a weird news morning. First, I see everywhere that Speedy resigned. Hasta la vista, puto! Then I read that Owen Wilson has been hospitalized for a botched suicide attempt. Ugh. Hopefully Speedy will remember he resigned tomorrow. I also hope that Wilson receives the help he needs. Unlike Lohan, whom I […]
links for 2007-08-24
Wil Wheaton Indicted for Role in Robot Fighting Ring First Michael Vick and now Wheaton?