Good gracious. It’s been a weird news morning.
First, I see everywhere that Speedy resigned. Hasta la vista, puto!
Then I read that Owen Wilson has been hospitalized for a botched suicide attempt. Ugh.
Hopefully Speedy will remember he resigned tomorrow. I also hope that Wilson receives the help he needs. Unlike Lohan, whom I wouldn’t care less about if she died in a cocaine-binge, I think Wilson’s pretty funny. Plus, he’s a Texas boy. I gotta support the good ones.
Somebody take’em motor-boatin’ and he’ll be fine.