Monthly Archives: January 2006

links for 2006-01-20 Sean Penn Demands To Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@ gmail.com (tags: Sean Penn) Share My WiFI Need free wifi? Have wifi to share? Don’t pay when you can leech. 404 Not Found An error message Poe could appreciate. BWAWK! I Love You Gary! Rocket Man As “performed” by Bill Shatner. Often imitated, […]

When I was in grammar school I dreaded gym class. I was never very fast or especially talented sports-wise, and the coach never passed up an opportunity to remind me and others like me, just how physically inept we were. I couldn’t help but to cringe when I read this article about bad coaches published […]

Ninja versus Pirate. The battle you thought you’d never see.

Do me a favor people; try to resist the urge to ask for a pair of chopsticks while eating at a Chinese buffet. If you absolutely can’t wait to impress your friends with your chopsticking ability then buy a pair and show-off somewhere else, but don’t bogart my waitress by asking her to dig up […]

Be forewarned: This post contains massive amounts of Chuck Norris. People with heart conditions, pregnant women, communist sympathizers, and anyone with AIDS should skip this post. Aside from complaining and sharing pornography the internet also posses the ability to catapult the most asinine of subjects into popularity. Case in point: Chuck Norris facts. Internet nerds […]

I’ve spent about four days at home since December 7th, which means I haven’t had the luxury my computer affords me during internet excursions, so I don’t have that many leftovers to serve. FYI: When hotels advertise high-speed internet they’re lying. I would characterize this connection as “high-speed” only if I were comparing it to […]

Having lived in Texas all my life I’ve been subjected to an abnormal amount of state patriotism. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Well, for starters we’re the only state in the Union which possesses the right to not only fly our state flag at the same height as the United States flag but also […]

As much as I love plain old digital photography, I think I actually like digitally manipulated photography even more. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, or even if you do, go here to see Fark’s year-end photoshop contest and you’ll see digitally manipulated creations such as this:Out of all the entries I […]

You know that scene at the beginning of “Throw Momma From the Train” where Billy Crystal is sitting at his typewriter and despite his every effort he remains unable to write a single line for his new book? He just keeps repeating “The night was”¦” over and over again until he suffers a mini-meltdown, and […]

Tomorrow I head back home to San Antonio, and I’m looking forward to returning to S.A. after a month long absence. Not that I don’t enjoy visiting family, but to paraphrase George Carlin, I miss my stuff. I’ve made a mental note of certain songs I’m not allowing myself to listen to while driving: “Ride […]