Monthly Archives: December 2005

While watching Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy tonight on HBO I was suddenly struck with a moment of insight: Tridents are spectacularly comical, especially if someone dies from a trident-wound. For my money, tridents aren’t used in movies as much as they should be, and I think any movie would benefit by the addition […]

I listen to the liberal media way too much, because I was under the assumption that Bush doesn’t care about issues like the effect of global warming on the environment. Well, after watching this special bulletin I know that not only does Bush care, he is also a very well-informed and educated man. In fact, […]

I’ve resisted the urge for several weeks to post this video of a house where the owners have hung massive amounts of Christmas lights and then synchronized them with music from Trans-Siberian-Orchestra. You may have even seen this already because this video has been making the ”˜net rounds lately; I’ve received it in several email […]

Last month I wrote a post about starting my own religion. I wrote it after reading an article about Scientology, which reveled that Scientologists had constructed a cave in which they were storing all their “holy documents” in case Scientologists from the future traveled back in time and wanted to learn more about ancient Scientologists. […]

I’m usually not a big fan of re-mixing classic rock songs with current rap tunes, but I gotta say, the new 50 Cent / Queen mash-up, titled “Q-Unit” has been growing on me. By no means do I find the new re-mixes superior to the original Queen songs. I’m not sure we’ve seen a better […]

Games like this are the reason I can’t get a damn thing done.

Boy, do I feel stupid. I tend to think of myself as a fairly well-informed guy, and then tonight I find out that last week at UTSA, the university where I attend grad school, a group of atheist students set up a booth where they were trading porn for Bibles. They called their little initiative […]

Go use the “Hero Machine” to make your very own hero. There are plenty of options if you want to make a male hero, but not so many for the female. Still really neat”¦but kinda nerdy too. Here are the two I made:

I’ve been sitting here for several minutes trying to come up with something satirical and humorous to write about a federal grant opportunity I found on-line, but my revulsion over the implications of the grant are stifling any comedic re-writing. So, what is it you ask? Well, the USAID “is seeking applications for an Assistance […]

If any of my readers wants to buy me a Christmas present, I’d like to suggest the “Avenging Unicorn.” Nothing embodies the spirit of giving like a raging unicorn ready to eviscerate your enemies. ‘Tis the season!