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Very rarely do I comment on celebrity gossip, even though celebrities fascinate me. I figure there are plenty of other sites out there that do a much better job than I would, so I leave it to them. But I can’t resist sharing this article. The author of the article claims that after Matthew McConaughey […]

I’m not a big fan of fireworks. First off, they’re an incredible waste of money. I knew a guy that owned several fireworks stands. At the beginning of the season he would drive down to Mexico and purchase an inventory large enough to last through the two-week span the law allowed him to sell. He […]

We’re back home now. Let the usual jackassery resume.

Don’t expect a whole lot of bloggery from me until Sunday. We’re visting my parents and the internet here runs at a snail’s pace. And besides that, we’ve been having too much fun playing in the mud to sit in front of a boring ‘ole computer for very long.

links for 2006-02-10 A Beer Dispensing PC Ooooooo! I want one! I want one! (jumping up and down with exuberance) Garfield sans dialogue “I don’t think I’m the only person to think this up, but I hypothesize that if you remove all the text of Garfield’s speech…that it become an oddly surrealist comic.” If I […]

Yesterday while running on the treadmill at the gym*, I watched a report on CNN about the riots which have ensued over the cartoon images of Muhammad. From what I understand the cartoonists knew they were setting themselves up for a backlash from the Muslim community because they were deliberately antagonizing them, but I’m pretty […]

links for 2006-02-09 Stephen Colbert in Newsweek I’m not a fan of facts,” he intoned. “You see, facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.” ABC News: Woman Accused of Mailing Condom Explosives “They each contained a mixture of drain-cleaning detergent and gasoline, which could explode when combined.” […]

The New York City specific blog “Cityrag” recently published two photos they have categorized as “candid glances.” In them, celebrities are caught by photo togs glancing at other folks inappropriately. See Matthew Broderick leer lasciviously at Jessica Alba, and take a peep at Jessica Alba’s revulsion at a bodybuilder and his fanny pack. Those photos […]

I realize my last post was rather long, and shockingly enough not even remotely funny, so I’m chasing it with this one. As I stated previously we saw “Capote” tonight, and after the movie ended I realized something fairly important about myself: I hate people. Not all people mind you, just the people in theaters […]