Monthly Archives: June 2006

If you’ve tried to access this page earlier today you’ve no doubt experienced problems loading it. Not my fault. Supposedly, the ninny-chuckleheads at Blogger are working on it. You also may have noticed that I failed to post a link dump yesterday. Again, not my fault. I only realized it didn’t post later in the […]

I like to pretend that I’m not rapidly nearing the thirty year mark. I shave my side-burns almost level with my ears, because if I let them grow any lower the hair turns gray. I try to ignore the fact that I now get heartburn as frequently as my dad. I like to imagine that […]

No bloggery tonight. Too sleepy. See you tomorrow.

links for 2006-06-06 Pilot Grabs Snake, Lands Plane- via WAVE3.com “Snakes on a Plane”…based on a true story. The New Lies About Women’s Health- via Glamour.com “Political groups tell them, the government buys them””and worst of all, your doctor may pass them on to you. Alarmed? You should be.” Just enough to almost make you […]

Some of you may have noticed something of a dearth of politically motivated posts on the blog. I have several convincing answers as to why, but truthfully, I’m tired of reading the news and even more tired of writing about it. Several of my friends support the current administration, and more specifically Bush, and that’s […]

links for 2006-06-05 Home Shopping Network Mishap- via YouTube This is an oldie but a goodie. Average Homeboy- via VideoSift It boggles the mind that Average Homeboy never made it big. Dope rhymes + amazing mullet= entertainment.

Sometimes people ask me how I decide what to write each night, where I get my ideas, and generally how I achieve all this bloggery goodness. Okay, no one asks me that. But if they did, I’d tell them that it’s magic and to quit bothering me. I’m far too busy to answer dumbass questions […]

links for 2006-06-04 The Coolest Thing I Have Ever Seen God…if you love me, make someone buy me this for Christmas. No, not Christmas. That’s too long to wait. I need this now. Kung fu fan tries to stop train Some meddling police officers pulled him off the tracks, so we’ll never know if he […]

I’m sure you’re still reeling from the awesome majesty of today’s link dump, so I’ll make this quick. After I wrote my post on “The Break-Up” I read Collin Souter’s article on great break-up movies over at Hollywoodbitchslap, and it brought to mind some terrific movies I’d forgotten about. Since we’ve all dealt with heartache […]

links for 2006-06-03 Spaceys Awards J. Hasbien Talent Agency- via YouTube Helping find jobs for out of work sci-fi characters. Very funny stuff. The video looks like something that SNL would have done back when it was still funny. PATRIOTIC POSTERS – via WHITEHOUSE.ORG My favorite? “American doesn’t torture…”freedom tickles” get the job done!” Proof […]