Monthly Archives: November 2008
Thank You, Alaska
As a Texas citizen, I’d like to take this opportunity to thank the citizens of Alaska. In Texas, we’ve got Matthew McConaughey and the McConaughey Clan, which includes such esteemed citizens as Rooster and Miller Lyte McConaughey. Texas is also the birthplace of Jessica Simpson, and unfortunately, I have to assume that it was here, […]
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Who’d You Vote For?
So who’re you voting for? Umm, Obama. So you’re a Democrat. Uh, no. Well, you’re voting for Obama. Technically, I already voted. And yes, I did vote for Obama. But I don’t consider myself a Democrat. Well you voted for one. Yeah, but that doesn’t make me one. Well, if you didn’t vote for McCain […]
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