Good news everyone! I took a little on-line quiz and found out I’m qualified to work as a Deliverator for a very popular fast food chain called “Ninja Burger.” I’d never heard of “Ninja Burger” before, but apparently they operate chains all over the globe.
I’m very excited to start my new career, and as I type this a representative of “Ninja Burger” is on his way to begin my orientation. Very soon I could be sneaking into homes delivering burgers on my very own. How exciting!