There are only two places I consistently go for movie reviews. The first place head is Hollywood Bitchslap, which has the most honest reviews anywhere. The other place I go for my movie reviews is Roger Ebert. Although to be completely honest, Roger has gotten into the bad habit lately of giving just about every piece of crap that comes down the pike three stars, but he still writes strong prose, and I mean come on…It’s Roger Ebert. He’s been doing the movie review better than anybody for decades.
Much to my enjoyment, Roger has finally seen something that he really, really hates, and has issue Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo the amazing grade of 0 stars. Yep, ZERO stars. If that wasn’t bad enough, he rips Rob Schneider apart in the review. You absolutely must read it here.