Author Archives: Mark A.

I think her husband drove my bus in high school. If not, they behave remarkably similar. Our driver got pulled over with a busload of students on board (This was almost 15 years ago). Apparently, it is illegal for students to be running around while the bus is in motion, sitting on the backs of […]

Go here to see a pretty funny little video of President Bush. Play the video on the left of your screen. You’ll get to see him do his Dr. Evil impersonation: MWAA-HAAAHAAA

ROCK THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND! BURN IT UP LET’S GO FOR BROKE, WATCH THE NIGHT GO UP IN SMOKE! ROCK ON, ROCK ON! DRIVE ME CRAZIER! NO SERENADE NO FIRE BRIDGADE JUST PYROMANIA!

If I had known this was possible I wouldn’t have wasted all that time with my friends standing outside convenience stores encouraging strangers to extort money from us.

In the movie Team America: World Police the song “America…F*ck Yeah!” plays every time the team rolls out to kill some terrorists (Or Alex Baldwin). Go here to hear the song cut over the top of a really terrible (or as Wonkette says, the video that “kind of makes us look like pussies”) pro-America video […]

If you’ve never seen the clip of Jon Stewart/ on Crossfire go here. Right above the title it says “Watch this clip in” Click either the .wma or the .mpeg (like you have any other choice). I think the mpeg is better quality, but they’re both equally crappy. If you’re real interested leave a comment, […]

Universal Library says that its mission is to have one million books on-line and full text by the end of this year (That’s an estimated 300-500 million pages). So far they have around 250,000.

Every joke I had for this managed to offend me before I was through writing it.

You have to see this. It’s a panorama of St. Peter’s Square that has been rendered into an interactive using QuickTime. It may take a moment to load if you don’t have a fast connection, but I think it’s well worth the wait. After it loads you can use your mouse to move your perspective. […]

I can’t remember where I saw this, but a while back I read an article that listed the top, well I don’t remember, the top however many songs you should never listen to while driving. Number one on that list was Ride of the Valkyries. Supposedly it will make you drive more aggressively. Well, today […]