links for 2006-06-15
Well thank God for that. Those silly civil liberties just stand in the way of Big Bro…um, our protectorates from protecting us.
Sometimes nature strikes back…and rips your underwear off exposing your white butt in front of a stadium of people.
He’s the best…around. Nothing’s ever gonna keep him down. He fought ’til the end, ’cause his life depended on the strength that he had inside him.
What if Mr. and Mrs. Brady behaved like Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Robot Chicken shows us…
1 So wait if I knock the search is okay and if I don’t its bad? So the cops need to be polite while they rummage through my underwear draw, find the sex toys, penis enlarger, and laugh their ass off at me? So where is that “you gotta knock on the door provision” in the constitution. Was is right after emminent domain? And to be perfectly honest, shouldn’t they call first to make sure that I’m home and decent. I could put some cookies in the oven and make some limonade, and let the neighbors watch the kids and the drugs and the guns. Nothing makes a house look messier than kids and drugs and guns; ’cause you know in that situation I really want to make a good impression. I could dust too!
2 Dude, get up ’cause all I see is you layin’ there and talking like some cheap whore! Who’s your daddy?
3 The kid has a red gi! I mean come on you’re killin’ me. I guess it was all the blood that was running out? And then the whole crack about common sense! Let’s see, I can 1 kick the guy’s ass or I can be his bitch? Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I’m just not sure give me a minute. And your telling me this man just took his beating and ran away? Again, Who’s your daddy?
4 I kinda wish that this would have ended in a murder, murder!