links for 2006-03-29

  • See? This is why movies need to stop relying on special effects and turn their attention to quality direction, stories, and acting. If some schmo on the internet can create video this impressive then effects driven movies are doomed.
  • A 1999 Fox pilot directed by Ben Stiller and starring Jack Black as Jack, and Owen Wilson voicing his motorcycle Heat Vision. Yes, his motorcycle. Also starring Ron Silver as Ron Silver and Christine Davis. Funny stuff, but not for everyone.
  • I posted an instructional video about bicycles a while back that was pretty creepy. Well, this one makes that one look like an episode of Mister Rogers. Wait…he was kinda creepy too. Anyway, this is from 1954 and it was produced by Disney for Kotex.
  • A comparison of Paris Hilton and the girl from “Caddyshack” to determine who is in fact the most spoiled. I don’t want to ruin it for you, but herpes, or rumors of, are the deciding factor.
  • «Man will not fly for 50 years.» Wilbur Wright, American aviation pioneer, to brother Orville, after a disappointing flying experiment, 1901 (their first successful flight was in 1903).
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  1. Chris

    Ummm, umm, umm….. “Try not to let yourself get over tired, emotionally stressed, or catch a cold during your period.” Good idea. I always hate when I *choose* these probelmes at a bad time. “After all, your daily schedule is not that strenuous.” Thanks for choosing *my* daily life! And don’t forget, try not to get constipated, and wear your makeup to feel better! Sound advice from the Disney corporation, all said!

    Your video links are priceless! “remember when I was human?” And can you really say “you worthless monkey whore” on Fox?? I love love love it!

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