links for 2006-03-12
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Creationist nonsense? Isn’t that redundant?
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Playing with Mad Libs always devolved into entering swear words into the blanks. I can only suppose the inadvertent naughtiness of the name “Moby Dick” and all the homoeroticism in the original text would only exacerbate that inclination.
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Holy crap this thing is creepy. Watch as eight kids wearing monkey masks are systematically run over on their bicycles. Chipper 50’s music accompanies the carnage.
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Shouldn’t this cause the space-time continuum to collapse? Or maybe Chuck anticipated this possibility and introduced the space-time continuum to “law” and “order.”