links for 2006-02-19
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“Her arm was found near the accident still clutching a cell phone.” Do you think that by laughing at that I’ve assured my descent into Hell when I die?
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That article would send the administration of my collegiate alma mater into conniption fits and then into week-long prayer sessions.
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Color my suit grey or I’ll get fired. Watch me take my pill…and not care.
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“It is better to be an “expert” than it is to do actual work.”
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Any Church that willingly complies with this request should have their tax exempt status yanked post-haste. They wanna play in the political game let’em pay the fuckin’ admission price like everyone else.
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This handy little quiz should better prepare you in spotting those pesky pedophiles. Watch out for the tell-tale “pedo-smile,” but be careful; sometimes looks are deceiving.