Tall Lanky Guys Fight ‘Till They’re Burger

Remember that scene in Fight Club where Tyler and Narrator are discussing famous people they would like to fight? Well, I’d pick Bill O’Reilly. He’s such an ass. I don’t understand why his guests suddenly become mental midgets when confronted by that bully. He threaten to turn my mike off? I’d spit in his mouth. Scream at me? Chunk a pencil at his eye on national TV. I’d be just fine going to jail for putting Bill O’Reilly’s eye out in front of a national audience.

Want more O’Reilly nonsense? On that same page click his name in the Topic section in the top left hand corner of the screen. It wouldn’t let me link to the search portion for some reason. Sorry. Probably Bill’s fault.

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