I don’t know if you saw this today, but John Mark Karr will not be prosecuted in the death of Jon Benet Ramsey.
Oh, how sad. I so did not see this coming. I guess the moral of this story is that if you find yourself penniless in Thailand after paying loads of cash to sexually molest young girls, you can still find a comfortable way back home, regardless of your depleted finances. Simply phone up the DA in Colorado and confess to the Ramsey killing. She’ll send Homeland Security to escort you home in style. Shit, they’ll even serve you champagne and king-sized prawns.
I’m sure the media outlets are disappointed by this turn of events. Just think, had Karr actually been guilty, and not just bat-shit insane, they would have had weeks of story material that neither required them to think nor investigate. Now they have to go back to parroting sound bytes supplied to them by the GOP and the DNC.
DAMN YOU, JOHN KARR!!!