You ever sit down to type and you accidentally misplace your fingers on the keyboard and they land some place besides the “asdf” configuration?
A minute ago I started typing an email and the index finger on my right hand settled on the “y” instead of the “j,” and as you can imagine I produced some interesting sentences.
Teii8 Jt haje us Jaru
That’s “Hello my name is Mark” translated from moronese. You’d think after all these years my fingers would find those little knobby doohickeys on the “j” and “f” automatically. You might…but you’d be wrong.