I realize I’ve been a little lax in posting the past few days. I have a very good reason.
Thursday afternoon I fell asleep on the couch while watching “Easy Entertaining with Michael Chiarello,” and 200 little imps snuck under the doorstop and burrowed into my head, via my nose and ears. I know, I know, if my pentacle had been hanging over the door this wouldn’t have happened. You’d think after last time I would’ve learned my lesson.
The little buggers spent all weekend throwing a party in my sinuses. They were playing beer-pong, throwing raves, and at one point singing karaoke. You don’t know insomnia unless you’ve had 200 imps singing along to Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive.” I snorted some ground-up garlic this morning and they’ve calmed down a bit, so hopefully things will die down and they’ll leave. If not, I might have to resort to hiring a barghest to get rid of’em, but that’s just inviting a whole different set of problems.
Leigh’s been telling me that I just need to take cold medicine. Like that’s going to do anything to imps.
Anyway, posting will resume tonight.
Oh bugger! Yeah, you might also consider an amulet for warding away imps – seems to work on the buggers. Feel better soon!
Thank you. I am. Imps seem to be departing. I knew the garlic would work.