Dumbass Insurance

The Guardian reports that athletes participating in the “Visit Scotland Adventure Triathlon” must swim in Loch Ness, and will therefore be insured against bites from Nessie.

Well hell, if they’re granting insurance to guard against imaginary monsters then I’m calling my Farmer’s agent and getting a price quote for alien invasions. I wonder how much Godzilla insurance would be? Folks in Tokyo would buy that in a second. I bet vampire insurance is sky high this time of year.

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