Daily Link Dump

YouTube – Chocolate Jesus Outrages Catholic League Ninjas Gone Wild- via YouTube Order Ninjas Gone Wild, or ninjas will kill you in your sleep.

“My Humps” music video As performed by Alanis Morissette. It’s rather disturbing.

Early Christmas Ideas If any of you are thinking of getting me a Christmas present this year, and I’m assuming I didn’t get anything from you last year because you’re saving big for 07, might I suggest this? It’s practical, and yet a little bit hip, in a nerdy kinda way.

SWORD NEWS Since when is waving a sword around your head illegal? Buncha fascists.

The Onion News Network It went live today. Huh. After watching a few videos, I’m not sure how this is satire. I mean, if the reports on here on only slightly less retarded than those on “real” news networks, where does the satire occur?

SWORD NEWS Heh. Grievous bodily harm. Where was Things Not Working Properly Even After You’ve Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager”? Dammit, I know I’m not the only Pratchett fan here.

81-year old crashes bike into shoplifter That’s a good way to put the kibosh on the fleeing criminal. Now if we could get old people like that in the states. I’m tired of all the blue-hairs and their “But I’m so OLD!” shtick. If one other person got that Doug Stanhope reference, I’m amazed.

Beagle Thread There’s a Beagle thread at Fark. See if you can find Ellie. HINT: She’s the prettiest one.

That was the cat’s ass. When they growl like that it doesn’t mean that they’re “having fun.”

SWORD NEWS There’s no better accoutrement to robbing and pillaging than a sword. Unless, of course, you’re robbing and pillaging a pharmacy in a town called “Blluebell.” Then you should have a whiffle ball bat, because you are a nerf-herder.