Monthly Archives: October 2006
I feel like such a success. We actually managed to scare several groups of kids so badly that they dropped their candy. Don’t worry, we specificlly targeted the older ones to terrorize. In fact, the smaller kids acted much braver than their older compatriots. Check us out. I’m the one on the far left. As […]
Ellie Wants Candy
Happy Halloween! The only holiday where the ritualized terrorization of children is not only condoned but encouraged! Boo! Gather your friends and go visit a haunted house. Not a real one you dummy! Ghosts don’t really exist, but many fine businesses that specialize in scaring the shit out of their customers surely do. Go here […]
What Would It Take?
I was wondering what it would take to make you change your mind politically. I pretty much agree with Libertarian philosophy, mostly because I find the Democrats too socialist, and the Republicans too monopolistic. That usually means that if I want my vote to count I have to choose the lesser of two evils, which […]
Ashes To Ashes…
After Google acquired YouTube the net-nerds (of which I am one) immediately began to predict its downfall. Why? Well, because before the acquisition YouTube didn’t really make any money, but after the Daddy Warbucks of the net acquired them? Geez, it was like an open invitation for lawsuits. Look, we all understood that technically, we […]
links for 2006-10-28
SWORD NEWS-Saumurai Sword Wielding German Subdued Please, please, watch the video. He starts swinging the sword wildly (and it’s not a samurai sword) and the cops whack him with a long-handled broom and then dog-pile him.
links for 2006-10-27
I HAVETA make these. Although, I’ll probably use Dr. Pepper instead of Coke. 70-year-old ex-SAS soldier dares to tackle four muggers and wins I love stories with happy endings. Maybe growing old won’t be so bad after all. Cats are natual hunters- via YouTube Too bad most of them are trapped indoors with nothing to […]
Okay, I know I said I wouldn’t post anything tonight, but I took this little quiz and I had to share. HowManyOfMe.com There are:99people with my namein the U.S.A. How many have your name? So how many of you are there?
I’ll post something tomorrow. I’m too tired right now.
links for 2006-10-26
The 5 Most Insane Coaching Meltdowns – via Cracked.com With video goodness. You know, if they could guarantee that something like this would happen during every televised sports game, I’d probably watch sports.