Monthly Archives: October 2006

I feel like such a success. We actually managed to scare several groups of kids so badly that they dropped their candy. Don’t worry, we specificlly targeted the older ones to terrorize. In fact, the smaller kids acted much braver than their older compatriots. Check us out. I’m the one on the far left. As […]

Happy Halloween! The only holiday where the ritualized terrorization of children is not only condoned but encouraged! Boo! Gather your friends and go visit a haunted house. Not a real one you dummy! Ghosts don’t really exist, but many fine businesses that specialize in scaring the shit out of their customers surely do. Go here […]

I was wondering what it would take to make you change your mind politically. I pretty much agree with Libertarian philosophy, mostly because I find the Democrats too socialist, and the Republicans too monopolistic. That usually means that if I want my vote to count I have to choose the lesser of two evils, which […]

After Google acquired YouTube the net-nerds (of which I am one) immediately began to predict its downfall. Why? Well, because before the acquisition YouTube didn’t really make any money, but after the Daddy Warbucks of the net acquired them? Geez, it was like an open invitation for lawsuits. Look, we all understood that technically, we […]

Okay, I know I said I wouldn’t post anything tonight, but I took this little quiz and I had to share. HowManyOfMe.com There are:99people with my namein the U.S.A. How many have your name? So how many of you are there?

I’ll post something tomorrow. I’m too tired right now.