links for 2006-06-09
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“Can a Ferrari 575 catch up to a Fiat hatckback after a 31-second head start in a single-lap track race? Better still, can an F1 car catch up to both after waiting 1:27?” Stick with it. The scene at the end is the money-shot.
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I hope you have room left on my Christmas list, because this one goes right underneath the cooler-cart.
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Stop…it’s grammar time.
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“A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder’s home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.” Notice that I resisted any temptation to reference the Dead Parrot Sketch.
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Well…thank God for that.
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They’ve even dropped the price from $12.99 to 9.99.
*mutters something barely audible about bankrupting Santa*
Huh. How interesting. I use to hear my mother mumbling the exact same thing come November and December. I never figured out how she knew Santa’s financial situation.