Author Archives: Mark A.

Ebay…the electronic equivalent of going to the carnival

to stare at all the freaks. I gotta say…I’m real tempted to bid on this one. The part about asking his friend to help him repair the machine is great. Why would a nuts and bolts car mechanic possess the knowledge of Doc Brown? And is it me, or does the machine look suspiciously like […]

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Get Thee Behind Me…Zealots?

It amazes me that some people have been so ill informed, and are so blinded, so brainwashed, so easily led, that they see evil lurking around every corner. What a perfectly miserable life that must be. Take a look at some of the links on the top of their page. Stuff like “holidays,” “occult,” “symbols,” […]

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Instructor of the Year

After you start this video you’ll know immediately what is bound to happen. Rest easy gentle viewers, no gets hurt except the instructor’s credibility.

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Literary Elitism

I realize the article I’m about to discuss is two years old, but I just stumbled across it and it disturbed me a little. In this article Harold Bloom lambastes the National Book Foundation for awarding Stephen King with the “Distinguished Contribution” award. It should be said before I go any further, that I am […]

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The Trouble With Video Phones

is that you can catch people acting in ways they would deny later on. I knew teachers like this guy in high school (and I certainly knew the students). What’s really sad about the video is you can tell the kids know how to push that guys buttons so that he’ll explode. And he did. […]

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Security Woes

When I was just out of high school, several of my friends took jobs with various security agencies (or rent-a-cop outfits). Basically they got paid to stay out all night and smoke cigarettes and drink coffee, and in the process try to avoid any type of confrontations that may have arisen(Although one of them had […]

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An Invaluable Reference Tool

For those working on papers may I humbly suggest this website. The information contained will be immensely helpful no matter what subject you’re working on. For example, I was interested in Oscar Wilde and I was amazed and truly awestruck by the information I received on Mr. Wilde: “It is easy to find Oscar Wilde […]

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The Father, the Son, and the HOLY! Ghost

I didn’t know the Holy Ghost was a licensed medical practitioner, but apparently this lady did. I think I’ll just eat prunes…but thanks anyway Holy Ghost. (You’ll need Realplayer to see this psycho)

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I gotta learn to play golf.

Phil Mickelson flinching in agony? Right. If that’s not ecstasy I don’t know what is. (This one’s pretty juvenile, so you might wanna make sure you click it.)

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Catch-up

Sorry I’ve been absent for a couple of days. This should make up for my absence. Yeah…you missed the weird links didn’t ‘ya? I know you did.

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