Author Archives: Mark A.

I really don’t know why I find smoking dolls so damn funny.

The law that made this possible was personally approved by George Bush Jr. while he was the governor of Texas.* I guess the whole situation is different when it has to do with your dad, and not about publicity, huh Tom? *I hawked that article from the Dallas Morning News so you wouldn’t have to […]

For years we’ve heard about all the atrocities that have occurred in “Red” China. The People’s Daily English Edition has just published an article that exhaustively chronicles the atrocities that have occurred in the U.S. It’s interesting to see a view of our country through the eyes of a foreigner. The rhetorical strategy of demonizing […]

Tomorrow, March 29, the Supreme Court will hear MGM vs Grokster. The case will decide the fate of file-sharing services such as Gnutella, Kaaza, Morphues, et al. Anyone who has any interest in the internet will no doubt know what a file-sharing system (P2P) is about, so I won’t waste any time explaining it. I’ve […]

Remember when all Amazon sold was books? Well, that day is long gone my friends. WARNING: This link is extremely juvenile, sophomoric, and scatalogical. Click at your own risk, and don’t blame me…Amazon listed it. (I know you’ll click it, so don’t forget to read the user comments about the item. They’re the funniest part.)

I hope everyone had a good holiday weekend. We celebrated Easter with my fiance’s family this year, and had a great time. I hope that everyone had a safe weekend and was able to spend some time with loved ones. We decided to do something fun this year and have an atypical Easter dinner. Baked […]

If you don’t watch The Daily Show…well you should. Here is Jon’s attack on the media’s feeding frenzy regarding the Schiavo trial. (Just click the play button on the media player in the middle of your screen) My favorite quote from that segment? Pat Robertson saying, “Well I think the Rabbi is exactly right?” and […]

I threw up in my mouth a little bit after I saw this ebay auction.

“You’re f-ing kidding? The Easter Bunny did that?!” “Can you believe it? All I said was the Easter Bunny at the Menlo Park Mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down.” “He’s f’in dead!” “Aw let it go…he’s under a lot of pressure.” Jay and Bob were at it […]

A guy named Banksy goes into New York’s Metropolitan Museum, Brooklyn Museum, New York’s Museum of Natural History, and New York’s Museum of Modern Art and hangs up his own art amongst all the “real” art. Take a look at the story and the pictures here. FYI-I kinda felt pressured to post this one because […]