Daily Link Dump

Friendly Advice For My Readers If the cops think you have a marijuana pipe, don’t correct them and tell the nice officers that it’s actually a pipe bomb.

Ridiculous TV news transitions- via Cracked.com They go from giant hamburger to fat kid to bear on a trampoline to freedom from the government. I believe the producer might have been smoking a few left-handed cigarettes before he wrote up the broadcast. Things not to do in a hotel room 1) Cover yourself in latex […]

Rachmaninov Piano Concerto No.3- via YouTube Beautiful. You missed Caturday. But go here to catch up. WARNING: Do not read this I’m serious. Okay, if you’re gonna, just make sure you aren’t eating. I won’t buy you new keyboard after you puke on your old one.

WWGWBD? This is the most linear flowchart I’ve ever seen. Drunken Jedi Fight If there’s one thing you don’t want at your frat party, it’s two drunken assholes engaged in a lightsaber fight. Oh, and I’ve always wanted hear a Storm Trooper tell someone to “shut the fuck up.” I have no idea why, but […]

Reporter Gets Hurt…You Laugh Hysterically Nothing’s funnier than a stupid reporter getting injured. Bonus points if there’s a 4-wheeler involved.

Science and Faith flowcharts The faith one is so much easier. I don’t have time for all that other shit.

SWORD NEWS! Not only is there a sword involved in the story, but there’s also porn. So, bonus.

pseudoSWORD NEWS! Well, a machete is kind of a sword. Why Does This Bullshit Always Happen In Texas? At least it’s a tree and not a piece of toast. WWJD? I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t do this.

Natural Selection Is Hard At Work And right here in my hometown!

Ancient boy’s skeleton sparks evolution debate – CNN.com Something else for the creationists to ignore.