Daily Link Dump

And now a message from presidential candidate Mike Gravel- via YouTube It’s like he’s staring into my soul. This is how you solve our fuel problem

SWORD NEWS! Take all the jewelry you want…but you touch that gaming console and I’ll take your head. A WOMAN who had not cut her hair in 43 YEARS had it destroyed in a freak gardening accident. – via the Sun If I had only read the headline, I would have assumed this happened in […]

If I am elected president– by Chuck Norris “Expose the real WMDs–my fists and feet.” “Give a tax credit to anyone naming their children Walker or Texas Ranger (excluding Will Ferrell).” The Best MySpace Page EVER! Butts Charged With Stealing Toliet Paper- via Washington Times Will the Beavis in me never die? … … … […]

Oh…excuse me Ricky. This…this is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen all day. Ugh. I need to put bleach in my eyes….

Bruce Campbell is “Hungry Like the Wolf” This is the grooviest commercial I’ve ever seen. I’m strictly an Old Spice man from now on. Van Halen’s “Eruption” As performed via violin by Bobby Yang, a very energetic Asian guy. Suck it, EVH.

SWORD NEWS! Well, at least no one gets hurt in this one. And there are sharks. Sharks are a bonus in sword news.

SWORD NEWS! Is there anything worse than a crazed man running amok with a katana? Yep… a crazed arsonist, running around with a katana. Time to let it go, grandma You know, once you hit about sixty, I think it’s time to remove the ‘ole boobie implants and just let nature take its course. (Warning…these […]

Tornados are scary

The Best Mac/PC parody ever.

The Landlord Watch Will Ferrell’s altercation with his heartless landlord, Pearl. You can laugh at anything…even rape. Don’t believe me? Then read this story. It’s about rape, and it you aren’t laughing by the end of it then you probably shouldn’t be reading my blog.