Daily Link Dump

I want this Just in case any of you are searching for any Christmas gifts for me.

SWORD NEWS I would not dare to crop the person’s photo who carries around a broadsword. Just sayin’.

NINJA News A ninja doesn’t wait for apologies…he takes them.

SWORD NEWS- via daily Pilot “A Corona del Mar man was arrested early Wednesday on suspicion of injuring another man during a fight that reportedly involved a golf club and a sword, Newport Beach Sgt. Evan Sailor said. The men may have been fighting over a woman, Sailor said.”

“Grammatical” misuses’ The link will take you to Boing Boing, which will in turn send you to a photo pool on Flickr of signs that in correctly use quotations or the apostrophe. It’s a lot more exciting than it sounds, because many times the “quotes” made the signs seem sexual. Penile Plot Prompts Prison Punishment […]

GOD IS NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE SIZE OF YOUR BREASTS!!!

Spiderman 3 Trailer (With Venom)- via YouTube This is a stolen trailer, so watch it while you can. It’s likely to be taken down pretty quickly. President Bush Attacked Actually, it was his wax likeness at Madame Tussaud’s in Las Vegas. A disgruntled voter attacked it the day before the elections, damaging the head and […]

Dr. Phil Is A Badass- via YouTube Apparently some trashy-ass ladies from Alabama were impersonating Dr. Phil and ripping people off in his name. Dr. Phil found out about it. How he handles it is awesome. I kinda like Phil now.

And so it begins… I always knew the robots would get us…I just didn’t think we’d go out like this. Oh noes! WHY!!!!!!- via YTMND Maybe it’s just late, but I find this really damn funny.

Rally Car Crashes Into Water- via YouTube I usually don’t tag videos of crashes, but the POV of this one makes it pretty arresting. The camera is situated in the car directly behind the driver, which makes it a lot more intimate. Ed Bradley of ’60 Minutes’ Dies at 65 – via washingtonpost.com