Daily Link Dump

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Conan O’Brien Defeats Serena Williams In Tennis Well, they’re playing on the Wii, but he wins in any case. Funny stuff.

Kevin Federline Superbowl Commercial Leaked Maybe he’s not such a douchebag after all. Well, okay, he’s still a major douchebag, but just a little bit less of one now. It’s a series of tubes I’m not sure if this meme will ever get old.

It’s Caturday! It’s Caturday over at the Fark forums. Trust me, you want to see these pictures. The one with Picard almost made me spit out my milk.

DVD Rewinder- only $16.49 I added this to my shopping cart, but I’ll wait to buy it to avoid shipping charges. I know the Jeep will need blinker fluid in a few weeks so I’ll order it then. Thank GOD! These may very well change the life of millions of unhappy wives.

JesusPets “Who is going to care for your pets after you are raptured into heaven?Many Christians believe that animals do not go to heaven. So when Jesus comes back and you return with him to heaven, will there be somebody to take care of your dog or cat?”

Row over angry, penis-removing doctor- via Metro.co.uk Holy shit. What a horrific story. Sadly, the third paragraph made me laugh so hard that if I had been drinking milk it would have surely come out my nose.

Mel Blanc on Carson- via YouTube Mel Blanc was a genius, and we’re not likely to ever see anyone of his caliber again. Same for Johnny. What always amazed me about Johnny, was that when he was starstruck then we were, too. SWORD NEWS Sometimes the guy with the sword is a hero.

Ding Fries Are Done!!

SWORD NEWS Sword-swallowing not as safe as you’d think. In other news, Taco Bell food will make your ass fat.