Scared Awake

Ellie and I fell asleep in the recliner tonight. When I woke up Letterman was on, and in my groggy mind it looked as if he was interviewing a tanned skeleton that was wearing a wig. I grabbed the remote and hit “info,” and I found out that the creature in the chair was not a skeleton, but was in fact Eva Longoria.

The woman needs to eat a chili-dog every now and then.

Back to sleep.

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