links for 2006-09-02

I could use this news to make a wholly inappropriate joke about anal sex, but I’m well above that kind of behavior.

Oh, you wacky Japanese! How we love your silly antics!

“The reusable condom dates back to 1640 and is completely intact, as is its orginal users’ manual, written in Latin.” Man, oh man, could I make a vulgar joke based on this. But I won’t. I do have some standards of decency. Stop laughing, you jerks…

Burger should lay off the PCP.