links for 2006-07-07

Stop Looking At Me Swan!

I need this.
Robobar

But does its programming come with a drunkenese translator? You know, for when the party runs a little late and you’re not exactly articulate.
Karate Instructor- via YouTube

You’d be shocked at how many beginning students make the same mistake as the woman in this video.
Bushie in Chi-Town

The transcript of President Bush’s press conference in Chicago. He says “hard work” five times. I expected to hear it a lot more, what with all the obstacles he’s facing.