Ummm, Peter…what’s happening? and other nerdy stuff.

February 27th, 2005

The video at this link is for a certain kind of person: One who loves the movie “Office Space,” and one who has always wanted Aquaman to show Wonderwoman his “O” face, or for Green Lantern to ask Superman why he failed to place a coversheet on his TPS report. Funny, funny stuff. (but only if you’re kind of a nerd)

When I worked at Waldenbooks several years ago, one of the tasks I despised was maintaining the Romance section. All those stupid covers and inane titles. Well, this site hilariously parodies those books that were the bane of my book-stocking day.

Anyone who wants to get me a gift for having such a cool blog can get me this. I promise to use it for good and not for evil.

This last one is so completely pathetic and nerdy I hesitated to even post it for fear of alienating people. If you ever have caught yourself wondering what the second verse to the theme of the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle” cartoon, this site is for you. Unfortunately, most of the cartoon theme songs on this site appear to be male oriented, so sorry, no Strawberry Shortcake, Rainbow Brite, or Jem theme songs.

Scanned article, background on Hell, and Lord of the Flies

February 25th, 2005

Huh, that’s a long title.

Anyway, here is the article Dr. Womack passed out today. I hope that I caught all the errors caused by OCR, but if I didn’t…well, deal with it. It’s 3:40 A.M. and the scanner was grumpy.

Also, I made a few comments during class about Hell, and the lack of actual description of it in the Bible. Well, here is a lucent summary of what I was trying to say.

Beelzebub and the onomastics of his name was another topic that came up during class. This provides an excellent examination of said name, and this one has an Ok examination, but what it lacks in actual scholarship it makes up for with the really cool picture of a scary fly. It has the Jolly Rogers in its wings. Gotta love that.

Two links with nothing in common

February 23rd, 2005

The first link is a page from Microsoft that attempts to define net lingo. It seems the young people have turned into cryptographers. I hadn’t even heard of half the stuff on this page, but I think this one was probably self-explanatory:

“kewl”: A common derivation of “cool.”

Wow. I would give anything for Samuel Johnson to be able to comment on that momentous definition.

The second link I have to offer is an .avi from “Real Time With Bill Maher.” It deals with the Jeff Gannon incident.

FYI- I linked that last one because the Jeff Gannon story interests me, and I’m concerned that it hasn’t gotten more press. I most certainly did not link it because I’m a fan of Bill Maher. I think Maher is an ass. To me, he’s kinda like Sean Penn. While I may agree with a few points they make, the very fact that I agree with them makes me doubt my position. Anyway, the video is pretty good. Robin Williams is on the show being old-school Robin (hence, he’s funny), so it’s worth looking at for that.

What the hell is wrong with the world?

February 18th, 2005

I officially lost my innocence after reading this piece. All my heroes are now dead. R.I.P. Clark, Peter, and Bruce.

News Outlets? More like Snooze Outlets.

February 17th, 2005

I recently wrote about how blogs and RSS feeds were changing the way people receive and view news. I also noted that blogs were uncovering stories and doing the type of investigative journalism that has in the past, been within the realm of the major newspaper and television networks. Well, here comes another story down the pikes the journalists of print and screen missed or are just now reporting.

Ever heard of James Guckert? Neither had I. But I had heard of Jeff Gannon. He’s a “reporter” that during a press conference at the White House asked the President some very, well, easy questions are a bit of an understatement. Some have said “softball” questions, but I’m gonna take the plunge and say bullshit questions. For example, he asked the President:

Thank you. Senate Democratic leaders have painted a very bleak picture of the U.S. economy. [Senate Minority Leader] Harry Reid [D-NV] was talking about soup lines. And [Senator] Hillary Clinton [D-NY] was talking about the economy being on the verge of collapse. Yet in the same breath they say that Social Security is rock solid and there’s no crisis there. How are you going to work — you’ve said you are going to reach out to these people — how are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?
Well, apparently I’m not the only one who thought his questions were a little less well thought out than a reporter chosen to be allowed inside a White House press conference should be asking. The internet has been going crazy with this guy, and his story keeps getting better and better. I’m gonna start with CNN, but keep in mind that they were practically the last place to catch hold of this story. They report that Jeff Gannon is actually James Guckert, and that he has been receiving GOP money via “Talon News,” which is run by a Texas GOP activist. Also, no one is real sure he is an actual journalist.
Ok, so far we have a guy whose journalistic credentials are questionable, who also goes under an alias, who is not only allowed in to the white house press conferences, but also allowed to ask the President questions that are almost retarded enough to have been written by Bill O’Reilly. Not bad, as far as embarrassing situations go. I mean we have the makings of another Armstrong Williams here. But sweet, sweet irony steps in and the situation gets even better.
It appears that Jeff Gannon is very active on the internet. And when I say active, what I actually mean is that Jeff Gannon appears nude and quite aroused on quite a number of gay websites, and not only does he leave information to contact him, he alludes to the fact that he can be bought as an “escort.” Click here for an extensive and well-researched look at his various adventures on the internet (be advised there are a few pictures of Gannon nude…the naughty bits are blurred, but I don’t want anyone to blow milk out their nose after following this link) Now, to each his own. I have absolutely no problem with what Mr. Gannon does in his spare time, but I think it absolutely hilarious that the same administration that has attempted to pass an AMENDMENT to the CONSTITUTION (a document in which the amendments usually GRANT rights) banning gay marriage would employ a man that prostitutes himself online. Here is another story about his duplicitous nature and his ties to the GOP.
After a few days of the internet blogs reporting on this story CNN finally latched onto it, but the majority of the reporting being done on the story is still limited to blogs and independent web sites. Just go to google and type in his name. You’ll get a lot of hits. It’s a shame that the internet is beating the networks and newspapers to stories as juicy as this, and Armstrong Williams, and Rathergate, and probably many more I haven’t stumbled on yet.
It’s always good to keep in mind that all the news we receive from traditional sources (print or video) originates from primairly five sources: Viacom, Time Warner, Disney, GE, and the extremely reputable News Corporation.
Viacom’s holdings include: CBS, UPN, MTV, Showtime, Nickelodeon, Paramount Pictures, Blockbuster Video, BET, Simon and Schuster publishing, Comedy Central.
Time Warner’s holdings: CNN, AOL, HBO, Cinemax, WB, Warner Bros. Pictures, Court TV, Warner Brothers, Time, Life, People, Warner Books.
Disney’s holdings: Walt Disney Pictures, The Disney Channel, Disneyworld, Disneyland, Eurodisney, ABC television networks that include ESPN, A&E, Lifetime, E!, Disney Radio Netword, Miramax, Touchstone.
GE’s holdings: NBC, CNBC, MSNBC, USA, Bravo, IFC, AMC, Telemundo, Universal Pictures, Universal Studios, Universal Theme Parks.
News Corporation’s holdings: Fox, Fox News, FX, 20th Century Fox, HarperCollins, The New York Post, TV Guide, Fox Searchlight Pictures.
So, pop quiz hot shot: Why is the internet beating the pants off of traditional news organizations in acquiring the good stories? Answer: Well for one Rupert Murdoch doesn’t own the internet…yet. Those five organizations are the gatekeepers to the news, so if they don’t report it, well as far as John Q. Public is concerned it just hasn’t happened. Perception shapes reality. Wouldn’t Kant be impressed. But we must remember that they are the gatekeepers. They are guarding all the doors, they are holding all the keys, which means that sooner or later someone is going to have to fight them. I won’t lie to you Neo, every single…uh…ahem. Yes, well. Seems I got a little sidetracked.
Back to your regularly scheduled indoctrination.

Curses be to Merritt Y. Hughes!!!!!

February 11th, 2005

In John Milton: Completes Poem and Major Prose, edited by Merritt Y. Hughes, the text states in the introduction to L’ Allegro and Il Penseroso: “Bernard MEINSKY’S [emphasis mine] illustrations in L’ Allegro and Il Penseroso (London, 1947) excel Blake’s in emphasis on the erotic potential in L’ Allegro, but do not try to compete with him in interpretation of the “Platonic” element in Il Penseroso” (68). Well, I wanted to see these images, so I started to search for them. So I searched…and I searched. I used every database I could think of. All the art databases came back with zilch on this guy. Odd, I thought, for someone who illustrated Milton’s work. So I searched more. Nada. Finally, I went to WorldCat and search via publication place and date. Found it. Know what? His name is spelled wrong in Hughes. His name is Meninsky not Meinsky. Thirty-five libraries around the country have a copy. Closest one? HRC at UT. Figures. I could only find one image from this book, and as long as I looked for the stupid thing I was really, really disappointed.

Without further ado, here it is. It is an illustration from Il Penseroso.

Many times I look at art and think “Ok. I guess that’s art. I’m gonna read my Spider-Man comic now.” I kinda thought that after seeing this. But that’s just me.

William Blake’s Images from L’ Allegro and Il Penseroso

February 11th, 2005

I had to remove the images from The Nativity Ode, so if you haven’t seen those, and would like to, let me know. William Blake produced these prints in 1816. I wasn’t able to get the graphics of what were the back of each print, which included Blake’s written title and comments of the design. I didn’t get them because I lack the web space to post them (and am too cheap to pay for any extra), so if you’re truly interested go here and find’em yourself, or let me know and I’ll help you out. So here are the images:
Mirth
Night Startled By the Lark
The Sun At His Eastern Gate
A Sunshine Holiday
The Goblin
The Youthful Poet’s Dream
Melancholy
The Wandering Moon
The Spirit of Plato
The Sun in His Wrath
Milton’s Mysterious Dream
Milton in His Old Age

Melancholy and The Sun At His Eastern Gate are particularly breathtaking.

Is blogging like this? And other thoughts…

February 10th, 2005

Well…sometimes blogging is like this. I do have to say it is extremely gratifying when a person takes the time to comment on a post. Although, I am happy I’ve never gotten the “‘yuo are teh sUxx0r!’ from Anonymous.” It does upset me when I think of something that I want to say during the day and then I forget it by the time I sit down in front of the computer, but I refuse to be the weird guy that walks around with a small notebook, muttering to himself, cryptically jotting things down like some demented criminal casing every joint he enters. Speaking of remembering…

I was talking with a friend of mine today about Milton and I mentioned how the first time I truly became interested in Paradise Lost was after I read The Crow graphic novel (It was published in 1990 and the movie was released in 1994). That graphic novel also got me interested in Emily Dickinson, because her poem 712, sometimes listed as The Carriage, is recited by Eric in the comic. I realized after that short conversation today that I hadn’t really looked at the poem in a long time. So you can look at it with me:

BECAUSE I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.

We slowly drove, he knew no haste,
And I had put away
My labor, and my leisure too,
For his civility.

We passed the school where children played
At wrestling in a ring;
We passed the fields of gazing grain,
We passed the setting sun.

We paused before a house that seemed
A swelling of the ground;
The roof was scarcely visible,
The cornice but a mound.

Since then ‘t is centuries; but each
Feels shorter than the day
I first surmised the horses heads
Were toward eternity.

So there it is. I really like that poem. The first stanza was the piece that was mention in the graphic novel, and by the time I actually found the poem I had that first stanza memorized.

As stupid as it sounds, comics have lead me to investigate things I would never have been interested in had I not been a fan of the “low culture” they represent. I remember having my mom help me find Bulfinch’s Mythology in the library, simply because Bruce Banner spoke of it in an issue of The Incredible Hulk and I just had to read it for myself.

Good Lord…

February 7th, 2005

I have no words to describe this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5544502248&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

I probably could have guessed this…

February 4th, 2005

Does this surprise anyone? Sure as hell didn’t surprise me.

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