WWJD? He’d Created His Own Damn Video-Sharing Site

I found the funniest website today. It’s called “GodTube,” and either it’s the best damn parody I’ve ever seen, or there are some kooky-ass people out there in cyberland. I’m hoping for the former, but I’m betting on the latter.

GodTube is like YouTube, but without all those pesky secularists uploading all their self-important, God-hating, narcissistic videos. GodTube still has its fair share of self-importance and narcissism, but gone is all the God-hating! Praise Jesus!

I’ll share a couple of videos I found at GodTube that I’m simply in love with. Here, take a look at this one and then we’ll talk about it:

Wasn’t that amazing? It takes a genius, or a certifiable douchebag, to disprove evolution with nothing more than a banana.

Here’s a tip: If you’re a Christian Fundamentalist who’s trying to disprove evolution, try not to distract the viewers by appearing to perpetually be on the verge of fellating a banana. Or was I the only one that kept expecting that man to violently deep-throat the banana? I felt kinda dirty watching it.

There’s also this little gem:

Catchy, ain’t it?

Ahhh, cross-dressers and Bibles. Makes me wanna go dig out my Sir-Mix-Alot tape. I want to see that guy cover “My Posse’s On Broadway.” I think that one’s ripe for a God-cleansing.

Verily, I say to you, a six-pack and a night of GodTube would be a righteous time. Hallelujah, pass the bottle-opener.